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fifth post in one night....
i think i'm addicted to blogs.....
soooo addicted...............
D8
i understand some people don't like updating their blog often...
cuz i was one before.....and i deleted quite a few blogs back then =B
just found a few new jokes from someone's blog xD
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
damn funneh!!! xDD
*rolls on the floor*
zomg....pfft....
UPDATED NEWS FROM HARRY:
I AM.......GOIN TO PERFORM IN EUPHORIA IN DECEMBER!!!! ZOMFG!!! xDDDD
*screams*
i think i'm singing hero/heroine....x) and maybe fall for you
.......feeling kinda regretful to accept scott and harry to sing for them.....
just imagine all the crowd....
zomg.........
Friday, October 31, 2008,10/31/2008 10:09:00 PM |
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