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'omfg'
omfg, PMR!!! Eeeeeeeee!!!
Wait, why am I freaking out?
So, how did you guys do? Andrea and Arthur said it was scary and hard etc etc. I bet it was.
So, science and english for today huh?
I only like the english part. Science? Ehh, not that much.
Hang in there guys! Just a few more days to go!!
I joined twitter today. Super slow, I know.
And I read FMLs and took facebook quizzes all day long. Got pissed of my mom for calling me a lazy ass when I was taking care of two babies with only my two hands(which is super hard) while my brother was watching the TV and eating all my chocolates away );
Well, F my life then.
'It's funny, it's true, except when it happens to you'
- FML.
Y'know what happens when my dad's phone battery died while he was on the phone?
Crazy dad on the phone: 'No no, you listen to me. BLAHBLAHBLAH'
*phone dies*
Crazy dad, confused: 'what the... OMFG!!' *starts to make a big fuss about it*
Apparently, he's afraid that all his data and everything will disappear. I don't know where he get that from, nor do I know where he learned to say 'omfg'.
It's a bit...gay for a man as old as him to say it though. I don't know about people outside of M'asia , but for asians, I think it's gay and weird :/
And I seriously hate his heavy foot steps. I can hear them from the toilet downstairs damnit!
You want more retarded things?
I have one in my mind. It all began when I was washing my hair in the bathroom. I changed it back to Pantene today 'cause my mom said she couldn't smell the fragrance of Herbal Essences from the kitchen(FYI, bathroom is just beside the kitchen. Usually when I was using Pantene, the smell covered the most of the house. Awesome, I know). So I decided not to change it anymore.
Ahem, the following story contains retardedness, lamessery and stupidness. BE WARNED!!
A girl was late for class. And as she rushed into her classroom, everybody's nose sniffed the air and even the teacher turned to see.
Teacher: xxx, you're late! Detention for you!!
Girl: omg, I'm so sorry! I won't do it again blahblahblah.
Teacher: ....I might let you go this time, if you tell me... What shampoo are you using?
Everybody in class went silent and stared at the girl, still sniffing.
Girl: OH. Uhm, I use Pantene. Really nice, eh? *ruffles and sways hair like those ...fa qiao girls. Ugh*
Whole class: Ooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!
Then a boy's phone rang. The teacher shot him a glare and said
Teacher: Detention for you, young man!!
Boy: No, wait. If you want to know, I use my body gel as my shampoo. It smells really great, doesn't it?
Whole class including teacher: Ewwwww......
END OF RETARDED, LAME, STUPID STORY.
Lols, it could actually be an advert. ROLF.
I don't know why but my head just makes up stories like this a lot recently. Maybe I'm becoming more retarded now and my brain is infected, too! *gasp*
NOOOO!! NEEDS. CURE. NOW.
Or maybe just slap me. That would do it, I think 8D
EDITED: Just wondering, are we supposed to reply people in our chatbox, or their chatbox in their blog? Confused ):Thursday, October 8, 2009,10/08/2009 11:09:00 PM |
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